PHP is so bad even PHP wants to
die().I loved explode back when I frequently used PHP
This is my favorite. I did php early in my career and for years I would have to Google “<lang> equivalent explode/implode” because it was so memorable
Filthy barbaric PHP developers. It’s
Split()andJoin().
MS Developers: Kill all children
Well I didn’t wake up today expecting to watch a video about task manager, but here I am.
Now watching the Pinball video before going to bed.
Linux: kill
Also Linux: zombies, orphans
Daemons
Libdbus: Trying to remove a child that doesn’t believe we’re it’s parent.
php, the Dark Souls of the programming languages
Because?
Y O U D I E D
I heard the sound when I read this
Fun fact: there’s a shorter way to throw a NullPointerException:
throw null;Because
throwthrows a NPE if the parameter is nullI love die()! but PHP has exit(), too, and it does the same thing
