The most powerful people in the world are fucking idiots.
It’s almost like luck and nepotism are more important for success than ability.
Celebrity deathmatch anyone?
The game was great too.
Can’t we just put all the billionaires in a cage, like rats in a bucket ala that scene in Skyfall, and just oops accidentally forget to release them? Or I dunno, just spitballing ideas here, some kind of sealed carbon fiber tube at the bottom of the Atlantic?
Never pick a fight with an android. I thought everybody knew that.
In a cage? Why not a small sub near the Titanic?
How is that not the Onion
We all know Musk is gonna talk big talk and then do everything in his power to try and come up with excuses to back out last minute.
Like he always does.
Say what you want about Zuck but IIRC the dude has been actively learning martial arts for awhile, no? Isn’t that one of his hobbies he has talked about before?
He spends his time in VR training like Neo. > Wilshire
Make it to the death!
Can we sew them both up in a leather sack with a badger instead?
Hey now, badgers are lovely creatures
Yeah, that’s not gonna happen.
Edit: feel free to quote me if I’m wrong. Is there an aged like milk sub somewhere?
Rich people desperate for attention.
I’m with you on this one. Seems like the richer you get the more validation you need. I don’t understand why we are giving them this attention either. I came here looking for people making jokes about how silly this is and that is not what I got
Has there ever been a simultaneous knock out in boxing before? I’m cheering for that
Celebrity Death Match, please
RIP to satire. Reality broke and now fiction can’t keep up.
I place the blame for this squarely at the feet of Al Gore.
The internet was a mistake.
