I prefer not infecting my phone with spyware. I like my privacy more than an unhealthy free meal.

There is a giant factory breeding operation going behind the scenes.

Why else do you think they can afford to serve Slowpoke tail in restaurants?

“Their pipe weed addiction makes them super resistant to the Rings power.”

Quite early on you have a difficult choice

So I don’t share your opinion.

Nah, that is to keep potential clients interested.

They keep adding rules to the sport to make it more “TV viewing friendly”, meaning more breaks to show ads. I mean, the superbowl is just ads with sport attached.

Just because the problem is smaller doesn’t mean it isn’t a problem.

The world would be fucked 10 times over if we only cared about the biggest problems.

True

But that would make for a horrible story though.

Born to shit

Forced to wipe

Does he also love all those babies with bone cancer? Because it sure doesn’t look like it.

Most likely because you are posting that question in a meme community

Isn’t the whole point of sports to be able to advertise?

Where is the meme?

Nah, it’s just a one-time wage, then you’re a slave

With something like a VR and HOTAS setup

Sure, but doesn’t mean you can’t have fun with it though.

There is nothing more masculine than gay sex

Something like:

I suddenly have cravings

So why don’t the humans just run around on all fours?

Well whatayaknow, Republicans are right

Dead people really are voting