Wytch

"It was just a prank, bro!

Ah yes that well-beloved classic Pippin Took and the Temple of Khazad-dûm

You guys have friends?

Not pictured: Nopebot, who declined to participate.

The company I work for has a decent professional culture that emphasizes teamwork without any weird gimmicks. But I don’t get paid to make friends with these people. If anything, the people that think they’re there to socialize usually put the work second and make things harder for the rest of the team.

There’s nothing wrong with sharing jokes and having fun at work. As long as you understand that there’s also value in keeping your personal life seperate.

Can’t help now but imagine the Everett version of this where he decks some pinhead who leaves his garden hose running into the street

Sometimes when you translate something into another medium, a weakness you might have overlooked is exposed.

No, I don’t have close friends. I prefer not to touch or be touched anyway, particularly by other men.

I don’t mind if it became more socially acceptable, probably would be healthier overall. As long as it’s also acceptable to be able to request no touching.

It was a Lisa. Those were good times.

No wonder we get so easily distracted from the main quest. It’s just so vague and directionless. Lazy writing from the developer.

Conservative minds have never been capable of imagining a fair and equitable society. Hierarchy, to them, is necessary as a function of human existence. Therefore, they will always fight to be, or to be perceived as part of, the ruling class.

“incunabulum”

Oh, my heart 🥰

Only one comes to mind.

If it ain’t broke

Nothing says “I’m old, rich, and out of touch” quite like “get a job, you lazy bums”