I don’t always pay attention to the deep lore in games, and that sometimes hits me all at once. I’ll find myself thinking, “Wait, why did I come all this way down a giant tree full of monsters to kill this lady? What the heck did she do to me to deserve that?”

Available in braces, brackets, and parenthesis versions.

Perhaps it is naive to tell stories of a powerful being who remains uncorrupted by power. But perhaps it is also naive to tell stories of a man who can fly like a bird. Suggesting that making up fantastical, magical human beings is sensible in itself, and that it is nonsense to then imagine them being both good and powerful seems like an insult to imagination altogether. But I suppose that it’s easier for some people to re-imagine the laws of physics than it is for them to temporarily quiet their lack of faith in humanity long enough to enjoy a movie.

Someday there will be time… someday…

Girl is tired of capchas, junk fees, and other irritations when using big tech apps and websites, she then fights and kills the physical manifestation of all of those annoyances. But it turns out that there’s a large fee for killing the physical manifestation of those annoyances. The central theme is that regardless of what you do, the big tech companies will get what they want in the end.

Link.

^^ The start of the Existential Programming movement

“Contains no more than 20% bulk jet meal”

Full blown Kermit freakout in that last panel!

disguise-based stealth instead

“If you are a Scottish lord then I am MICKEY MOUSE!”

Olivia’s been on a leave of absence, so Nancy is currently being written and drawn by a rotating cast of guest artists for the time being.

Falls completely flat without Johnny Marr’s guitar work.

“Aw, f’tang f’tang to you too!” 😍

“Can someone help me figure out how to print a file?”

“Pft, why would you want to?”

Oof, tell me about it :/

to bring formality, solemnity, and anonymity

That’s exactly why Rip Taylor wore a wig, too.

At this point I’d take either one.

No Earth ghosts, only… Space Ghosts…

Yes, but what if they’re complaining about their grilled cheese?