I bought and tried my first thong and I want to know how common is doing what I described so the thong sits correctly and doesn’t move.
After the first squat I noticed how it went up between my buttocks but stayed there for the 5 minutes I worked out. No chaffing, it didn’t hurt, it was just strange.
Now I’m thinking about doing a squat right after putting on the string, unless you tell me this is a sign I bought the wrong size.
Stay calm. Your own parts are always the right size, by definition, and so it must be the thong that is the wrong size. It is simply the only remaining possibility.
And now I will get downvotes because my comment is ridiculous, but not ridiculous enough, and so they still try to take it for serious, even when it is the wrong size of ridiculous.
Hi human, I’m high. Are you high, too? Because this reads like something I would write while high. And I’m for serious.
Hi fellow human, also high. This is for seriously written by also high human. Many thanks.