You can take the sweater off when you’re not sleeping, but it has to be on at night no matter the temperature.
I think I would demand like 200k, just for the discomfort from the scratchiness. I already sleep with a winter blanket all year round so I wouldn’t mind how warm it would get.
10^99999999…
The discomfort is not worth it.
half a mil a year. im not greedy
half a mil in Zambian kwacha? You are selling yourself short.
nah mate. half a mil AuD
I don’t think $200k is enough. That’s a lot of sleepless nights just from the itching. It would need to be enough money to afford to run my air-conditioning year round, on top of the mental anguish.
Do I have to keep it on during sex?
Only if you have sex in bed
Monkey’s paw twist: Your payment is new printed money, devaluing the currency
idk the logistics of it bother me. I just get 1 sweater? Then it would need to be enough money i both wouldnt have to work and could hire someone to wash it for me every night. Also can i wear a shirt under it to prevent nip chafeing?
Enough so that I can pay the AC bill during the night, cause healthy sleep requires low temperatures.
Besides that, I will ask for as much as I can get away with.
1 trillion dollar per day
I’m going to say 1millon per month.
I like scratchy wool.
Not much. I wear them regularly.
I would die of sleep deprivation or maybe heat stroke so thanks but can’t!
200k per year, maybe. I have a heavy wool sweater like something a North Sea sailor in the 1800s would wear, I can’t handle it without a thick long sleeved shirt underneath because of how rough and itchy it is. It’s also incredibly warm. Sleeping in that thing would be like having a full time job every night.
Damn bro I would do it for 50k per year.
Assuming I’m not taxed.
Are there any conditions about what I can wear under the sweater? Otherwise, it doesn’t seem terrible.
Is this a sweater tailored to magically be uncomfortable for everyone or is this just a regular scratchy sweater? I actually like a lot of fabrics most people complain about for being scratchy, and I tolerate heat a lot - cold is usually my problem.
So, I don’t know. If it’s something I can tolerate then something like 30k a year would make a great difference in my quality of life atm.
If it’s something I can’t stand though, I think your 200k a year seems more reasonable.
No amount of money could ever determine me to so drastically reduce the quality of my life, let alone my sleep.
