I prefer regular foods that help with constipation, not meds.
UPDATE: I forced the shit out somehow
Try not pooping for 3 days. This tricks your body into no longer being constipated
That’s what got me constipated in the first place.
Yo, didn’t notice it was the same person
This is hilarious
The profile picture is super memorable to me, for some reason.
WHERE’S THE EXPLANATION OF YOUR SIN.
hush
So I’m going to assume the no poop mission was a success.
It sure was. The resulting constipation was hell though.
So are we going to get an explanation on the 3 poopless days?
Sorry but I really can’t 🥲
I managed to force the shit out somehow thanks everyone.
I am happy for your achievement. Well done!
So you gave yourself constipation in order to not poop for 3 days… can you tellbus what you were doing now?
I’m so confused on this dudes post history. Intentionally clearing himself out and giving himself constipation but with access to toilets and an air conditioned tent??
This is either the biggest shitpost ever or some kind of evacuation fetish.
Shits crazy.
I love these posts. But Imma be pissed off if we find out mizu is Gallowboob or some fucker like that from reddit.
The classic way I know of is a large black coffee and a bran muffin. If you can manage to get stuck in traffic about an hour after you eat, it increases the odds of it working.
Prune juice, coffee, and any spicy foods.
Thanks a lot imma try them all at once
You joke, but old school nurses do just that: mix prune juice, coffee, and milk of magnesia. They call this combo “The Bomb” lol: https://drslusher.com/constipation-remedy-or-the-bomb/
I’m more inclined to tell you that while I appreciate your commitment to a natural remedy, Miralax (polyethylene glycol powder) is the most effective remedy in my personal experience as a nurse. For what it’s worth.
My wife swears by dried apricots. Make sure you are in a well ventilated, prefeably unpopulated space as you are going to produce some gas that will make your eyes water.
Psyllium husk.
Not the most pleasant thing to mix with water, but god damn that poopy powder is incredible. It should be part of everyone’s daily habit, it’s so good for you.
Anything with lots of fiber, especially darker leaves like kale. The less cooked, the better. But a warm enema can also help a lot in a dire situation.
Xylitol, one of the common substitutes for sugar in sugar-free lollies has a laxative effect, so you might be able to munch on a pack of sugar-free gummies and shotgun it out your backside.
Whether your toilet will be in a usable state afterwards is another story altogether.
I’ll just say that there’s a reason for the old people eating prunes stereotype.
Arby’s. Makes Taco Bell shits weak mild in comparison.
I drank a heap of apple juice a couple of times I needed to. That helps me. Either that or cider.
