• laverabe@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Good day Sir. I have excellent merchandise to sell for you. My anti-tiger rock is guaranteed to keep all your tigers away! Please send money to this address! THANK YOU

    • Narrrz@kbin.social
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      1 year ago

      thank you, but my current anti-tiger rock fulfills my present needs, and has the bonus of keeping other large members of the order felidae at a comfortable distance, too.

      • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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        1 year ago

        Then you require my tiger summoning slab of raw meat. If you combine that with the magic rock you will create a perpetual motion machine