I’ll just edit instead!

  • SoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    Seagulls. These fuckers shit on everything, they scatter your garbage all over the place and they’re noisy.

    And these tiny black insects that are small enough to get into picture frames and computer screens. Fuck then.

    And that Brazilian penis fish that swims into your urethra. That im thing is just the stuff of nightmares.