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Whoever made this clearly wants to eat Astarion’s ass. His tight, bleached, fragrant, shaved, gourmet ass.
Plus it is served cold like gazpacho!
Replace hair with toppings and it looks like an ice cream chart. Someone wants Astarions banana sundae.
I am intrigued that your idea of an icecream chart also includes “shade of butthole”
Everyone is a little gay for Astarion. Even the women.
No way wither’s ass tastes gourmet
For sure he knows prestidigitation. Just a single level one cantrip away from a butthole that smells like roses and tastes like heaven.
Ugh. Fucking Gale and his fragrant arsehole.
Minsc’s pet is on the shade of butthole scale but not on the thightness-looseness scale… My disappointment is immeasurable
I mean, the loosest rodent anus is probably comparable to a moderately tight human anus at most.
god fuck why did I post that
i find most people these days to be pretty useless
Speak for yourself, I’m a very resourceful procrastinator
