Computer related:
- Don’t be your family computer savy guy, you just found yourself a bunch payless jobs…
- Long desks are cool and all, but the amount the space they occupy is not worth it.
- Block work related phone calls at weekends, being disturbed at your leisure for things that could be resolved on Mondays will sour your day.
Buying stuff:
- There is expensive because of brand and expensive because of material quality, do your research.
- Buck buying is underrated, save yourself a few bucks, pile that toilet paper until the ceiling is you must.
- Second hand/broken often means never cleaned, lubricated or with easy fixable problem.
If you find blood on someone who is incapable of verbalizing if they’re injured or in pain, consider if they had a dark red jello with lunch before you carefully inspect their entire body looking for the injury.
Corollary: if you feel fine but appear to be shitting blood, consider whether you ate beets recently. (And same for your baby/small child)
That… Happened to me more times than I would like. :-D
If in Canada consider Ketchup chips. Fuck you Stacie you scared the shit out of me.