Who wants a body massage? Body massage machine GO!

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Body massage.

Give him the stick

Will always upvote this

Hey kid, I’m a computer!

geeee iiiii jooooooe

You no cooking!

A classic!

If I’d been in that water - dead.

You know, some people go to bed thinking everything is good, everything is fine. But they wake up and they’re on fire.

Hey kid. Does your mom still hang out in dockside bars?

Oh, Brian’s doin it again, dude. Brian, you ain’t no pimp dude!