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minus-squarejose1324@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down2·7 months agoWhat a shitty and inconclusive answer
minus-squareRGB3x3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·7 months agoMatthew: “Okay, but really Jesus, like if I end up fucking my brother’s wife, how’s he going to feel about that when I die? And you said earlier that I could fuck his wife. Everyone heard it.”
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 months ago“Be thou not of persistent questions, for in ruin ye may find yourself when annoying such as Me”
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·28 days agoIt’s perfectly clear. You will not be married, nor desire marriage in the afterlife. Your focus will be upon the glory of God.
What a shitty and inconclusive answer
Matthew: “Okay, but really Jesus, like if I end up fucking my brother’s wife, how’s he going to feel about that when I die? And you said earlier that I could fuck his wife. Everyone heard it.”
“Be thou not of persistent questions, for in ruin ye may find yourself when annoying such as Me”
It’s perfectly clear. You will not be married, nor desire marriage in the afterlife. Your focus will be upon the glory of God.