Art by Mrlovenstein

  • poorlytunedAstring@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    I been free for a while, buddy. I never cared to play Farmville and otherwise I’d get bored in 20 minutes and leave, so now I have to login every three months and change the password to keep my account from getting stolen and then I’m gone again.

    Notice that I am typing this on an open source Reddit clone that has probably sucked down 2 hours of my life tonight somehow.

    So, like, all the addicts are over here, I hope facebook is handing out blowjobs or something and I just don’t know about it.

    For real though, last time I went on FB there were AI generated panty shots of Jennifer Aniston for some crazy reason that shit’s getting interesting like a dead mall now.

    • bluewing@lemm.ee
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      5 months ago

      Aww man, I don’t get any Aniston panty shots…Just pictures of cute puppies. I like puppies.

      FB does have one thing that keeps me checking in once or twice a week and that’s the group that is run by our small town, (Pop. 107), and little area community. It helps to keep us all up to date on community meetings and events as diverse as the County Fair and school closings for blizzards in the winter time. Sometimes people will post historical photos they have and tell the story of the photos for everyone to read.

      • Flax@feddit.uk
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        5 months ago

        Although there are better ways to do that than Facebook, like a community notice board with rss and/or federation. But everyone just uses Facebook because it’s what they’re used to

    • poorlytunedAstring@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      F me I just went on my facebook for the first time in a couple months and motherfuckers are posting Robespierre quotes on there.

      They fuckin misspelled it as Rabespierre and of course it’s a screenshot of letters on black fuck sake.