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    “Welcome back to the Olympics! Today, we have the 400-meter Shit Swim! How do you think the swimmers will fair this year, Tim?”

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      Well a good number of the swimmers have built up an immunity since the Rio de Janeiro Olympics. It’s just good training philosophy in the modern age. Let’s see if that gives them an edge, Tom.

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        “Great analysis,Tim. We’ll be right back after a word from our sponsor, Depends, which a few of our lucky viewers will be able to spot floating in the river today!”