“Screw up” not “shoot up”.

Would help a lot if you’re down with fascist dystopias.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodom_and_Gomorrah

“Write me an opening statement defending against charges filed under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act.”

Or maybe

taint(condition) {}

Sounds like you can legally fuck it.

What is null is null?

Is it that important? I always think of it like it’s nothing.

The Egyptians also invented the five-sided dice but they were too huge to roll.

Yes, it’s pretty strange…

Two. a parasite

https://greensdictofslang.com/entry/uhqbmpq

The fuckers didn’t even put the pieces of bread together.

Computer. Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

She wanted to be on tghe puctures too. I would be more concerned that she’s given your faces the Japanese Testicle treatment.

Is that $21 or $21 plus some random tax when you get to the till because fuck you?

I think archive.ph works with Medium last I tried.

I have had two accounts for a while, when I get paid I leave an amount in the account with the regular payments set up to cover utilities and mortgage and then I copy over the rest to a different account that I know I can spaff up the wall.

In the bathroom.