What if we stage an intervention and have one of your childhood friends beat you while screaming about how your every single action is a sign you’re trying to kill yourself? -reasons why there’s a whole half of my family I don’t talk to anymore.

Well of course, it’s about less taxes for the rich not less taxes. It’s ok, all that wealth is gonna trickle down any time now.

Oh and their idea of small government is letting the rich stomp on you while police tanks roll though the streets mowing down anyone who doesn’t bow to them.

I feel like the right wing uses Darwin as an excuse for their chosen genocides rather than an explanation for why they die of intentionally getting diseases or eating toxic substances a guy on tiktok told them to.

If I recall correctly he’d already committed plenty of white collar crime and by my guess assumed making a big show in front of the cameras would help him out, it really didn’t.

I for one welcome the new ai lofi overlord.

There really isn’t a funnier punchline than “USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST”.

I think both of us would be cool with it if I gave height to my buddy until we were the same. I think that puts both of us exactly at average.

That should probably be the fediverse’s alternate to reddit gold. Matches the theory and our own ethos pretty well.

My Minecraft base and Stardew farm are better than my sister’s but she could probably rock me in CoD.

Edit: Should add I’m the older brother

I’ve seen individual cabs in North Platte and Kearney as well but they were white minivans not yellow crown vics.

I’m from Nebraska and the only things off with this comic is that Spiderman managed to find a cab and doesn’t have a gun.

One assumes still an improvement given that the default option was mauling.

That may possibly be the dumbest thing I laugh at today. Thank you for that.

I remember having a torrent client set up was a great way to become popular back in 2010

I’d genuinely believe that.

Thinking about it Cronkite and Wozniak make a lot of sense.

The living room PC is an old Dell that came with windows 7 and was left behind in an apartment when everybody moved out. It also runs Mint.

I feel like everybody at least has a Debian based distro they like unless they’re going out of their way to be an arch tryhard, even if it’s not their #1 overall.

Damn it I want to see elaborate shit like this in person safety hazard be damned. I’ll sign a waiver, gimme my overbuilt adult playground.