Jesus was a bastard who was BFFs with a prozzie, did violence against the wealthy, and spurned authority. God might not listen to Slayer, but I reckon Jesus would have

Zeus doesn’t even discriminate based on gender. He saw Ganymede, a cute mortal twink herder, and brought him to mt Olympus to be his femboy cup-bearer. Tried for ages to get him pregnant, but with no such luck.

1. Get a job working for Google making anti-adblockers.

2. Use your 20% time contributing to FOSS stealth adblocker and anti-anti-adblockers.

3. ???

4. Profit for life

The 5th column is real

It is a poor craftsman who blames their tools, but I wouldn’t be so poor if these tools weren’t so shit.

Mammalperson

Dude must have just got his first alimony demand since the divorce.

First, do no harm.

Then, do a little harm, if you can profit from it.

Trick my kid into doing it while I goof off and play Factorio.

I return my cart to the corral and any other carts I see along the way.

Even if other people are using them.

Punching down on game Devs a bit lmao

Who was first?

Aliens lock the doors on their spaceships when they fly near earth.

How many machete wielding loons accosted you?

Even C/selfhosted fears self hosted email servers lmao

OOF

Next letter will just say “Hammer time”

It’s a typo. It’s supposed to say backupanda.

The Backupanda is a small black and white Chinese mammal that’s is unaware of the concept of procreation.

Or it presupposes existing knowledge or configuration.

Band member 1 makes a costume for band member 2. Material cost: $12. Band member 1 sells it to band member 2 for $15,000.

Band member 2 makes costume for band member 3…

Write off not just the materials cost, but the purchase price.

The costume making income is below the taxable income so it’s not taxed.

Band income goes into a trust, rather than being paid directly to members. Members are all board members on the trust and get paid a salary.

And so it goes, round the washing machine of accounting.