Boss makes a dollar

While I make a dime

That’s why aliens invade

On company time

It was also the opening of Stargate Universe.

Calc 1 and 2 are going to be substantially harder than algebra or trig. People who consider themselves good at math still struggle with calculus. A lot of the people I knew who were not good at math ended up taking one or both calculus courses twice, and in many of those cases, switched their degrees.

I can only laugh. You bought a console on the hopes that Rockstar would not only announce a new GTA game, but also release that game before said console would be replaced with a newer generation of consoles. You must have never followed the release of a Rockstar game before.

My county had a custom sticker competition, the whole town was excited to get to wear a special sticker.

He unlearned the ability from thousands of years underground.

ROCk Utility Spectrograph

ROCUS for short, pronounced “raucous”. Normal acronyms have no business in government funded research projects.

Yup, but once you do that, it’ll run Linux just fine.

By 2050, there might even be 70 years of oil left!

Actually, bottles of electrons and photons already exist. Optionally, they can be gravity-powered. Here is a good one.

Improving the technology behind AI will only increase the return on investment per watt, so you’ll want to spend even more on it than before. This would more than likely increase the energy demands (assuming it doesn’t turn into vaporware).

If CEOs only knew how much time and money they lose to tech debt, they would dedicate their careers to fighting it.

Including the Dev team at Microsoft I guess.

The basic procedure at CERN is that in order to be certain about something that’s super random is to conduct the experiment trillions of times until you get a couple thousand events and you get to beat down your error. If they startseeing something, it’ll still take them a couple of years of data to prove it past their uncertainty requirements.

Because if they typed out an honest reason why, you would avoid them like the plague.

I actually audibly laughed when Raspberry Pi came out with an 8GB version because for anyone who thinks 4GB isn’t enough probably won’t be happy with 8 either.

Steam funding a Linux-based gaming OS became inevitable as soon as Microsoft started selling games in the Microsoft store. The message was clear from that point: If you stay stuck to a single OS, they can always shut you down whenever they feel like it.

This is why you should release everywhere immediately. If your game is shit, no one will buy it on your second release to Steam/PC/whatever you withheld from. Companies love shooting themselves in the foot.

My watch always runs slow!

- Mercury

Huge -> literally nothing will change, even for die-hard half life fans.