Jeez I have voted by mail for every election I’ve participated in. That looks miserable.

No I don’t. You can turn left on a red from a two-way into a one-way in Oregon and Washington. When I went to school on the east coast the locals informed me that it’s not true everywhere.

You can even turn left on a red if it’s from or into a one-way street. I think that is state specific though

Who did that?

Fuck u no

I feel this so hard, I know my husband loves my body but I don’t 😭

Husband good, marriage awesome. 12 years this month ❤️

Woah thanks for letting me know! If you like anime steins gate is worth a watch.

I just finished this anime and get this reference. I love being in on da me mes

Yup that’s the way! Pineapple and pear is my fav. My mom always added marshmallows too, I’ll have to do that next time for nostalgia purposes lol

Today. I love jello + canned fruit.

Reddit, but I won’t post or engage there on principle.

Tastes gud

How does that help the shareholders gain more wealth to hoard though?

I just yell “okay Google how much does a cup of peanut butter weigh” if Google doesn’t get me a good answer usually my husband will run in yelling the conversions he googled so I will stop yelling at the spy-assistant bot. I have encountered few ingredients that I couldn’t find a weight conversion for.

As an American who was taught to use cups and had recipe books that used cups, I dunno but it’s dumb. A cup of peanut butter?! Like no fucking way I’m scooping that shit into a cup then into whatever I’m making. But I did measure just like that before I knew better. I have a food scale and convert cups to a weight and I will never turn back.

The best servers don’t hover in obvious ways. I swear more times than I can count I’ve finished a drink, said something to my dining partner or taken a bite of food, and looked down to find a new Shirley temple. Those servers are magic and earn their tips. (disclaimer I hate tipping culture but this is the world we exist in and some nice lady bringing me Shirley temples shouldn’t suffer for me not liking it)

Dis thread giving me old reddit vibes. Am I home?

Way too long didn’t read but you’re welcome 🤗