The Assman

How many people have insurance executives sent to an early grave?

My dad’s face circa 1998 as I explain to him what Harry Potter is

There’s barely any person left in it these days

Hey baby come over and I’ll drive against the wall for all 400 miles of the brickyard in NASCAR 2000

I always say never work too hard. Managers don’t know how long things take because they don’t do any actual work. Set expectations accordingly.

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They can charge more for it if it’s “above and beyond”.

My guess is for horse riding

That’s clearly Eddie Burback

How could they piss off the fans worse than Andromeda did

I nicknamed mine Mike Johnson. I have erectile dysfunction.

I’m just gonna say it: boooooo!

It’s a pretty tiny school. Only around 2k students.

Looks great fellow Hoosier. Terre Haute needs more of this.

Shrimps is bugs

GIANT TUBE WORMS

the endless wagons of money from hyped up sponsors

For the record, that describes almost every big software company in the last 30 years.

He means nothing interesting

Keep your palantir

You’re a printer, harry