Diapers? Those babies should be shitting into their bootstraps.

Sharpen your knives. Replace your furnace filter. Clean your gutters.

Because kids are too young to drink.

What if the aliens are religious and their god is the one true god?

I’d probably just fuck myself.

“A beatin’ ain’t the worst thing in life that’s gonna happen to you. You stand it like a man. And give some back.”

-Al Swearengen

I think it’s from Generation Kill, where the Marines are bounding and when it’s the journalist’s turn, he runs back and forth instead of in a straight line and explains it with “Serpentine!”

It’s better than bad, it’s good!

And no up/downvoting anything while there. I minimize my engagement as much as possible.

Using less instead of fewer. Fewer is quantitative, Less is qualitative. Fewer rain drops, less rain.