New car for the wife. Something flashy and fun that she would never buy for herself since the Toyota probably won’t die for at least another 10 years.

“if you are being compelled to unlock it” What kind of world are we living in? I feel awful for the kids of today.

So he halted the march before reaching Moscow. Took a deal where he goes to Belarus and no one gets prosecuted. And then everything carries on as normal? What was the point of this then?

This is like some bizzaro 90’s sitcom. “Quick, I need your help to not poop for 3 days! No time to explain!”