I would typically abandon an account after one year and make a new one. I used my first one for about 6 years before I started that practice, which was spurred because I got doxxed by a malicious mod.

I did it to over 85000 comments across 6 accounts

Half the time when I get these it’s a selfie of the delivery driver’s face

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My dentist also told me I do a great job at flossing. I’ve never flossed or used a water pik in my life. I just nodded and quietly said “uh thanks”.

Reddit, you ignorant slut

Oh nice! I wish RiF was in there but at least this gets BaconReader working again for now.

I had a dream once that I could download a sandwich. I kept downloading different delicious sandwiches on Limewire until one of them gave me a virus.

That being said I would still definitely download a sandwich.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.