Blackout

I wish I was one of those 10 people. Hell I’ll take #11 even.

Who isn’t thinking about Ferenginar at all times

My scale looks similar to this. If I leave it on it goes into sleep mode which still drains power slowly but turn on instantly as soon as there is weight on it. If I hold the power button when I’m done it turns off and makes a beep and then I have no issues turning it back on months later. Still on original batteries after 2 years.

$870k and no prime shipping? That’s a deal breaker!

98 million are bots

All I know is if I drink some coffee and eat a dozen donuts with it I no longer feel hungry. It’s my secret diet.

I don’t think God asked Mary for permission and he will make you preganent if he wants to.

Robots are stupid, that’s why Telsa has humans control them

I’ve been telling you for 30 years to get over it, maybe in 31 years 😢

The grocery stores have shit bread. It’s also the reason people don’t buy these ones there. Cause if you like good bread you will go to a bakery or make it at home.

Poor Alex Song (A.S.S.)

I know a guy who can get the job

You wot mate?

You are going to need a very big trebuchet, possibly the biggest ever. Watch out for fanatics.

I like the pizzas that have the little pepperoni slices that become cups for the grease so you have something to drink while you’re eating it. Chef’s kiss

Loui’s pizza #1

If you barely have the money for shelter and food, me yal health becomes an unnecessary expense

Applebee’s has announced the much-anticipated return of its All You Can Eat Special, which includes Boneless Wings, Riblets, and Double Crunch Shrimp.

No, alcohol has always been toxic. just like tobacco. Might see the same restrictions on their ads in the future.

I drink coffee but I put no faith in this reports that always seem to go one way or another. Just drink it in moderation. It wasn’t that long ago a glass of wine a day was considered healthy too.