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Does she chew with her mouth open?

Hay is for hoses, straw is for turtles

Lemmyors

My brain

Maga

So I do still swear and curse…

But now I do it literally.

“Yeah, our quarterback sucks and we haven’t won a game in 3 seasons, but they’re my team and I love them”

That’s it. That’s as deep as it gets with magats.

You cheer your team and you boo your enemies. You don’t need to know why.

Texas is a pretty terrible place. And it’s huge. Have fun.

This vampire joke doesn’t suck as much as usual

Same, tbh

AFAIK even gay guys love boobs. I’m pretty sure everyone loves boobs

If you don’t understand socialism, sure.

If the cameras are all right next to each other it’s fine. Otherwise, their eyes get all wonky and I really don’t like it, it kind of makes me uncomfortable

What??

How To Survive A Desert Island: The Audio Book

I never report any of the dead bodies I find, I really hate paperwork

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Nobody knows more about dying than dead people

In a nutshell: average Americans don’t have extra billions of dollars laying around to lobby against corporations writing laws so lawmakers don’t have to be bothered with it