BruceTwarzen

Yeah, one would really think

Because that’s all the games they have. Imagine they would also suck. People who bought a ps5 would feel even dumber

Talking to my two young barbers is kinda surreal sometimes. They always ask me if i play video games, because that’s pretty much everything we have in common. But for them playing video games means buying every call of duty and every fifa as soon as possible. It’s just the normal thing to do for them. They don’t care who makes the game or if it’s good or anything. I play a few niche games, but they have never heard of anything i ever played. Apex? Destiny? Overwatch? Never heard of it.

Why even invent the car when horse so much faster?

And you get some extra estrogen, get to exploit cows and the knowledge that it was never far away from cow shit.

We gotta make everything reddit. What does the narwhal bacon here? I vote opossum and curry. Is that le random enough?

Or at all

I find it odd when i go to a random barber who is 19-25 or so asks me what i like. I tell them video games, but it never results into anything, because to them videogames are usually fifa or call of duty. They have never even heard of the games i play. Compared to when i was like 10, everyone seemed to play the same games.

Uh oh you angered the fatties. My dad is fat as fuck and it’s the saddest life decision i have ever seen. He’s happy to go to an old folks home, because the cute gils take care of him. Yeah have fun laying in your own shit for a few hours because the cute girls are understaffed and have to wait until they are enough to move your sad ass. It’s disgusting to eat that much food for no reason but: i just like to eat a lot.
It’s sad because the only game he can play with his grandkids is: come a little closer, i’m not gonna stand up for you.
It’s pathetic to ve out of breath when you get into a car.

I don’t think i’m a quick thinker guy, but my reflexes are shockingly good. Like i i sometimes knock something over while cooking and i just see it in the corner of my eyes and somehow catch it midair. But in this fraction of a second my inner monologue still goes: i just knocked something over, but what, oh right, i put the soda stream bottle on the counter because i just emptied the dishwasher. Oh no it’s also probably the glass one, because i have three glass bottles and only one that is plastic, so this could bet really messy when it breaks, they are also kinda expensive.
And then i somehow hold it in my hand before i fully caught up. Kinda like when you snooze for 10 minutes but have like 2 hours worth of dreams.

I used to listen to his podcast. It was never the podcast i was really looking forward to, but it was a good filler. I havend listened to it in like a year or two, and i don’t miss it at all. It was kinda just noise after a while.

The crazy thing is that i i were filthy rich, the only thing that would change is that i wouldn’t go to work anymore, and i’d probably invest in some sort of farm/weekly market where you can buy actually fresh and cheap veggies and things like that and i wouldn’t have to care if it makes money. So i totally get that aspect of it. But pretending to be a complete hippie and selling that lifestyle while you’re clearly not, just seems weird

I watched return of the body snatchers when i was around 8. The movie itself doesn’t scare me anymore at all, but the feeling i had when i had when i had to run home at night still haunts me.

It’s nice when you get some help, but ihelp in the form of aomeone being forced to be your little house slave is weird as shit

Bethesta has the worst of both worlds.

I love the notion of: we leu us getting scammed by big corporations like good little puppies and WE LIKED IT.

That’s the most oh wow so deep boomer shit i have seen in a while

Yeah but they measure in feet and cheesburgers.

Is this even real? My dad is pretty dam fat and can hardly walk and when he has to pick something up, he just doesn’t. His arms look super tiny too, compared to the rest.

Because decriminalising weed takes 50 people working non stop for 4 years.