John Oliver, Linus, and The Daily Show? We have a very similar taste in YouTube videos.

Are we the baddies?

Are you sure you don’t need a website redesign? My company can get you on the right track!

Did you weigh that $20 against all of the effort that you would need to go get your own damn food? You are paying for convenience! If you want a good deal don’t pay someone else to do your work for you.

Why don’t we just ban Chinese people from visiting America then? That seems like it would solve the problem.

Scheisse!

Because everyone sucks at drawing hands

After all of that, you couldn’t spring for the 4090?

Companies who make alarms clocks should have to pay for all the knocker-upper jobs lost! Automation has been affecting the workforce for centuries, and it isn’t going to stop any time soon.