“Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?”.

-Bender Rodriguez

Also “Not gonna lie…” to start a sentence. Well thank you for that decency?

Killin me with John Metroid

Arachnids win.

Pretty Patties!

I work for a small private employer in rural America, in a field where there are no other places to work at without moving. I haven’t had a raise above inflation rate since covid, technically I’m making less money than years ago. Everyone here is fighting each other to take more of that 1% of the wealth we all have to share. Our government is complicit and backroom-contracted into keeping money in the wealthiest hands. A politicians vote isn’t even that expensive.

First playthrough I didn’t use a guide, shot Wrex, stuck with Ashley until I could ditch her in ME3, and lost almost everyone in the ending of ME2. Next playthrough much better!

I can’t wait to see at what the rate per kwH unlimited fusion power is going to be sold to us.

In Virginia, there are only 3 colors for inspection stickers. I figure if you dodge cops for two full years expired you earned that free matching color year.

“Anytime you think I’m being too rough, anytime you think I’m being too tough, anytime you miss-your-mommy, QUIT! You sign your 1240-A, you get your gear, and you take a stroll down washout lane. Do you get me?!” - Eugene Krabs

Oops we keep accidentally bombing refugee camps instead of our enemy, teehee.

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Rent plus a middle finger?

There is no incentive to stop obesity. The rich charge enough for health insurance to make profit on these taxpayers who then die before collecting any social security. Perfect citizens.

Slapped with disciplinary measures? You mean placed in prison for rape or assault of a minor right?

Only once did Sean Connery ask his wife to sit on his face.

I’m not your buddy, guy.

I fully agree, I’ve seen nothing but pearl clutchers defending Israel for two days now. Oh no, the dog you keep chained in your back yard and hardly throw scraps to broke free and attacked you, now you blame the dog?

None of them are, god isn’t real. There is no one they are fighting for, just their own ideals they made up to control people. You can’t argue that if Israel could wipe Hamas from the world they wouldn’t do so immediately, no different than the other way. Stop pretending one group of fake deity worshipers is better than another because they killed someone yesterday instead of the week before.

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