That’s funny, I used to know an Italian with crabs.

Of course, that’s what estrogen does.

Save the earth

Do coke

Fun fact: the standard qwerty layout was made to slow typewriter typing down by putting common keys off the home row and apart from each other. This was done to prevent the little key arm thingies from colliding and jamming when typing quickly.

EDIT: Apparently this is not a fact

Finally some good fucking news.

Pass the joint, bud.

Yeah, I had the same problem. Felt like it never fully healed.

I had one ring for about ten years and I don’t think it was ever noticeable through a t-shirt unless I pointed it out.

This sounds like the start of a prophecy.

I’m not into that but if that’s what my friends want I’ll enjoy it.

Elon Musk will be a lot poorer five years from now, and that makes me happy.

“Do as we say or we won’t let you do free work us any more!”