Icebergs can’t melt steel ships.

Make it a Disney World

Catalogues. Totally different feeling than online shopping. You could explore them for hours. No need to wait for a good offer, because the price does not change.

You know it’s a legit therapy if a dead doctor told you in a seance about it.

I prefer the Arthur head screw.

That’s amazing. Just think about all that needful that will get done and shipped overseas.

Just put the babies in the potholes.

Where can i get the redwings for $100?

If that thing flies with the tiny propeller in the back, he is a genius.

#linux on probably every IRC server?

They just want everyone to have Windows at home, so that it keeps being the “normal” OS for corporations. They make so much money… Windows+ CALs, Office, Exchange, Sharepoint, M365, Azure… it’s easier to keep paying them, than to change vendors.

This will teach him not to use a knife next time

I juse a fake name, a different gender and AI generated pictures. I get a lit of invitations to meet, but refuse due to privacy concerns.

Still cleaner than the doorknob. I hate opening a restroom door. The stuff I touch going in will land on my genitals, on the way out everywhere else, like my face and food.

His boss was a captain too

But we should ban leopard print clothing.

Less than a year per child? That’s not enough.

As in “please open you wallet”.

Communting and wearing shoes everyday sounds meh.

I want my own desk with the same hardware I have at home. Booking a flex desk in advance, bringing all my stuff except the monitor, setting it up, adjusting the chair and getting a new problem with every new desk is a bad start for the day. Also having the same people around me, helps me to feel “home”. But sinc I’m nonstop in MS Team meetings, there is no way for me.to interact with anyone in the office. So maybe reduce the number of meetings, they are useless anyway.

And I hate the coffee in the office, it gives me headaches.

My Xiaomi still has one, but reviewers actually complained about that.