Am I the only person who saw that dragon fight trailer or something?

The build up promised a cinematic confrontation of soldiers being thrown around and powerful siege engines to the backdrop of a ruined tower in some rolling hillside. Then it cut to a huge, grey, flat nowhere location where the player and two uninteresting specks of companion characters repeatedly hit it with christmas tree lights until it had a stoke and died.

Look right, those advertisers paid good money for people in your demographic to receive those ads. Who are you selfishly block all thier hard work with your “preferences”. Geez, the entitlement of some people.

/s, just in case

With AI we can automate the updating of sports team rosters and release a new EA Sports title every 3 hours.

That explains why T-800s always had such perfect teeth.

They put her in charge of the ice-cream machine so that her sudden change in work ethic wasn’t detrimental to the running of the restaurant

Gta online was a scam long before this.

And we thought SkyNet would wipe out human life on the planet, instead it’s just refusing to fix your boiler

"You promised us a complete breakdown of society and a decent into criminal anarchy that would drive our profits to never before seen levels.

Stability and a well provided for populace was NOT part of our deal!"

Nice try Boeing, you’re not going to get me that easily

Hey wait, I just learnt this today! He probably should have died from lack of oxygen in the air!

https://lemmy.world/post/16727952

Looks like someone who needs some break lights replacing, maybe two tires as well.

Now it just needs a classic not-realy-a-punchline Heathcliff one-liner said by another character to round it out.

Like a bird saying “the internet is the future” or butcher saying “he claims he’s transcended”

His upbringing?

His parents are in jail! I assume his mom is there on prostitution charges

This was funnier than any heathcliff comic I’ve seen so far

" it appeals to high end consumers!"

“Why?”

“Because we said it did!”

Marketing 101

Christianity stole material from everywhere else, why not an explorers report on the island

*your