long, clunky, banjo-kazooie-like (hub world with levels in order). 💰is king and conker needs it. there’s a villain somewhere in there but who cares.
begins with silly squirrel garden shenanigans, turns into modern-day (at the time) pop-cultural references, ends with
SERIOUS END OF GAME SPOILERS, LIKE ALL OF THEM
re-enacting the horrors of D-Day ala Saving Private Ryan, then the Matrix, then its Alien.
Worst best game ever 10/10
e: Oh there’s also lots of curse words. and titties sometimes. weird, strange, glorious flower titties. It’s creative, mom!!!
e: You’re actually right with that second point. Huh.