No, you’re right, let’s better keep our ruler class’ pockets full. That won’t bite us in the ass.

Because inflation has absolutely no bearing on poor people’s silver linings.

which were originally caused by rightwing policies

Such as…

Emoticons are representations of emotions. We don’t have those. We’re dead inside.

No. AI wouldn’t mess up like that. It could spew other kinds of shit, but with excellent syntax. It’s far more likely for humans to make mistakes like that.

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They’re paid by the hour.

99 user stories on the wall…

99 user stories…

Take a few down, end up the scrum

126 user stories on the wall…

Routing information protocol, little pigeon, routing information protocol.

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He removed the lowest tier, anyway, what was the expenditure cut that came with it?

His actual quote (translated to the best of my ability) is:

Homosexuality is fine, who am I to tell someone who can they have sex with? If they have consent I don’t care if they want to have sex with an elephant. Good luck proving they had consent, but if they do I can’t object.

He apparently had his dogs cloned (or so he said on the record for a book)

Politicians here don’t hesitate on printing money to pay for things. Always have, and probably always will. He wants to take that possibility from their hands.

I don’t know if it’s an ad blocker thing, but the link takes you to a page with the title and no content.

Like your landlord

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Pirates be kraken

He should have gone with “thoughts and prayers”