Just because you can find reasons doesn’t make them good ones. It’s a civic duty.

Quite a lot has changed since Nietzsche’s time. For example, germ theory is no longer fringe science.

In Miami, many will interpret a turn signal as a challenge of dominance.

“Oh, you’re trying to get in front of me? Well fuck you I’m going to speed up!”

Nevermind that Fuckface was going 5mph under the speed limit in the left lane. How dare you be in front of him?!?

What the fuck did I just watch?

And where can I get more?

You should try a healthier hobby, like heroin.

… To have HOT ALIEN SEX!!!

I feel like that qualifier makes the decision easier for some. That and the low number of volunteers required would definitely trigger FOMO and people would sign up more quickly.

You want to look up “call screening services”. I’m afraid I can’t help more than that, since I personally have never used any.

As it should be

The shingles wouldn’t have stayed over the hole well enough

My dude I’m not going to explain comedy to you. It isn’t objective or universal. If you don’t find it funny, that’s okay. This comic ain’t for you.

I’m not the author or an expert or anything. But I’m fairly sure the joke is about how his license expired and she just made him realize she’s a witness to murder.

Shout-out to his spiritual successor, Homey D. Clown.

Homey don’t play dat.

I can acknowledge that you’re partially correct. What I was suggesting was geared towards preventing people from acting in negative impulses. Basically, your brain thinking “no, don’t do creepy shit.”

But with your example, exercising rationality actually would help, because “the sadness that comes from seeing couples in public or among your friends and knowing that you’ll never experience what they’re doing” is actually an irrational thought.

There’s no reason to assume this is actually the case. It’s a self fulfilling prophecy that’s easily dispelled by recognizing that you’re actually capable of having that experience. Some proper therapy can help replace those intrusive thoughts with more empowering ones!

Edit: fixed an autocorrect issue that changed my intended meaning. Sorry.

I’m not saying to get rid of them, I’m saying to exercise self control so you don’t act on them. I dunno about resources on that, my dude. It’s just kind of a necessity to be a responsible adult.

Fair point, but there is a simple solution. Learn how to deal with it. Learn self control. Let that rational part of your mind do the driving.

OR we could teach people about respect and human decency…

Sorry, op. I’m locking this post because the discussions are getting out of hand.

Well that was delightfully wholesome!

Hey, op! I just wanted to thank you again for your contributions. You’ve cleaned up your posts a lot better, and I’m glad to see how much more traction they’ve been getting. Nicely done!

Easy there, Satan.