I’ll allow it.

I tighten both screws. With an impact driver. And a dab of LocTite for good measure.

MacBook Air club represent!

Don’t let anybody tell you you’re not humpable, because you’re bumpable, I hope this doesn’t make you feel uncomfortable.

There’s also the email that could’ve been a “man-up and make this inconsequential decision by yourself, Dave”

I regularly take essential oils to flush the toxins from my vagus nerve. (/s just in case)

I love i3wm. Incredibly lightweight and minimalistic.

I know how it feels man. Every time I try to sell bootleg DVDs from the trunk of my car, the cops shut me down. Big copyright is just killing the free market, I say.

Gibberish? That’s poetry. I sang it to Billy Joel’s ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’

Hello fellow Dvorak user.

I used a Mac SE/30 running OS 7 quite a bit in the early 90’s. I remember it being incredibly reliable; in fact, I can’t even remember what a crash looked like on a Mac, whereas I can still picture the BSOD from Windows 3.1.

I don’t remember noticing much difference in snappiness or intuitiveness between Mac and Windows back then though. Both were pretty easy to learn, even for people with limited computer experience. Anything with a hard drive felt snappy at the time, because the previous generation of computers all ran on floppy disks which were slow as molasses.

Does NASA really need to “score a win” or is that just click bait?

Strap-on human butt cheeks. Now I’ve seen everything.

I enjoy fixing things, even other people’s shit, so I categorize that time as entertainment instead of work. It’s time I’d otherwise be using to doomscroll on Lemmy.

This documentary was inspired by the murder of Gunnar Gunnarssonsson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-OOpZitfd0

Yes officer, this comment right here.

It’s raining men by the weather girls.

Their format and style makes them highly meme-able.

I always pronounce it “fezzik” like Andre the Giant’s character from The Princess Bride.