this is bonkers (hadnt heard of it before) and honestly pretty funny considering that every time “god” in the western sense is used in anime the entity or entities are more often than not villainous monsters.

“Come here Saturday from 9 to 4 for a totally fun time event that isn’t at all just being at work—and bring your family too!” -Deranged Office Park Landlords harassing Employees of the Damned

This post is pretty boomerish.

what if the dead body is of a beloved pet? i find your shower thought lacking

buy fresh tomatoes?

Logitech makes a nice tv keyboard with integrated trackpad (logi k600), I have one for use with my iPad. There are cheaper options though. Just search for tv keyboard. (I for one love having an integrated trackpad but you could just as easily get a cheap wireless mouse and keyboard.

asked from 7 yacht investors on 10 yachts currently losing 3 yachts to whales

Be egg. It is the only way.

I got news ‘bout your rat as well.

Guess you’re just not that creative.

I can’t believe you’d agree with OP that itsy bitsy water goes up the spider spout.

“no more drugs for this guy!” -takes face off

Everything is just Hydrogen and plot-creep.

let me level with you since you’re not getting it—yes, the posts in this community are generally unbelievably stupid. that is why I posted this. because this community is full of incomprehensibly stupid posts all hours of the day and I figured I’d do a bit of good old fashion shitposting.

but do you know how ShowerThoughts work

but it is tho cause I thought about it.

IDK have you never thought before?

What if you have no concept of “throwing shade?”

Either look up how lenses work or go back to your Play-Doh’s cave.

This is probably the stupidest thing I have ever read. How is any of it related to itself or even a thought?