A friend and I were walking home at night alongside a forest. When in the trees we both spot a lady in a white nightgown just standing there looking toward the road.

It was an urban legend in our community that the white lady would frequent the woods and steal kids. So we were properly freaked out and ran home as fast as humanly possible.

Soul Hunters.

Invented to track down rich people after they die so they can keep their generational wealth.

Also to fuck with poor people.

Sign Language works pretty well.

We picked it up when my daughter was younger and we just kept going. Now we use it to speak to each other from across the room during loud events.

My wife LOVES her Kailh Box Navy switches but good lord she starts writing an email I need to leave the room lol.