Man I’ve been playing Far Cry 6 all day, and it’s actually really sore, I should stretch

Struggles of being the smartest spicies on the planet.

Today’s thesis is an improv on why windows sucks.

Am a musician, and is also true for any song I write

Newer cars do last longer, especially Toyota or Hondas.

7 years single, I dated someone several months ago, went back to being single, not sure I want a serious relationship again.

I’m already about to lose my house and starve to death, fucking bring it

Considering that only the rich can go to space, I’d assume they’d find a way to dodge those too!

Our club is bigger, its that their club requires the exploitation of ours, the second we stand up, they send the class traitors after us.

Such a rebel, might even sleep till 730, who knows!

It’s fine, the billionaires can still have several homes, and a custom yacht. That’s all that matters right?

I guess it could work, you can’t get covid if you’re dead

Then the billionaires would still be billionaires, people would still be starving, and we’d continue to find unique was to kill each other.

Rule 69 of inquisition;

If we’re not making money, then you can’t be having fun,

What?

On the first day of Christmas Navalny gave to me;

Hope for our society.

Oh yea, that justifies murdering thousands of civilians!

Simo Häyhä is laughing from his grave!

I’m not sure if this is sarcastic, but either way it’s a pretty awful take.

“He sticks everything he finds up his nose.”