Thank you for putting all these pieces together.

It’s that first-past-the-post mentality

Local network named “happy feet”

In life, we can all be artists or scientists, as long as you have:

Wealthy parents.

This is a beautiful synopsis.

We built a system based on “scarcity,” and then manufactured scarcity.

R value on that house has to be pretty low. To say nothing of the hole in the wall.

This is how you end up with ants

“Buybacks were illegal throughout most of the 20th century because they were considered a form of stock market manipulation. But in 1982, the Securities and Exchange Commission passed rule 10b-18, which created a legal process for buybacks and opened the floodgates for companies to start repurchasing their stock en masse.”

So the two bacteria just eating each other’s excretions in symbiotic romance?

And all I have is this extremely sharp axe…

The others were eaten by polar bears

Yeah really. Step 2.54 cm beyond any metropolitan area and the US is deeply lacking in positive quality of life.

Same with movies. LOTR is almost 25 years old and still looks great.

The late 90s dvd versions are gold.

Sleeping is the new raving

It depends. If the planet is sentient, as in the context of a joke, then probably okay to call it a world. But other times? Hell no.

“million dollar home” can mean vastly different houses depending on location, but yeah no guarantee of quality

Donatello would never steal someone’s wallet, Raph def would.

The creature will later violently vomit the deception’s remains on the living room rug

Especially the ones with the lil poop ledge and a thimble of water