Good. Now translate that into Inupiaq.

Fair enough. I’ll delete. Although the pornography thing is not really important IMO.

Read up on Inuit culture because you’re definitely going to want to tailor your material.

Watch out for polar bears.

They don’t have to know what’s on the sign to hold the sign.

I’m cool with the whole furry thing, my friend. Good luck to you!

How about Chuck Tingle?

Ah. Interesting.

I have a weather radio. Every time I turn it on during an intense storm, it gives me very little useful information. It tells me something like “a tornado has been sited in your area [without defining what that means], seek shelter immediately.” After the last massive storm ended where so many fallen trees destroyed homes, took out power lines, made roads impassable, etc. and the cell network was getting jammed by so many users, do you know what information the two local TV stations and the local radio stations were offering?

Fuck. All.

But hey, one of the two TV stations did relay the fact that the state had made a disaster declaration half a day after the declaration was made.

Those services exist, but they’re almost useless.

Even AccuWeather is saying they’re going too far now.

https://www.masslive.com/news/2024/07/accuweather-rejects-project-2025s-national-weather-service-noaa-plans.html

They realize they need that government data too.

The NOAA has no future if Trump gets elected.

Put your hand in the Acme box.

I definitely wouldn’t want to be a plant when a roadrunner’s full bladder is nearby.

Possibly, although I hear the best ones grow on cow pats.

I actually heard a very interesting hypothesis about those statues, which I find compelling- pregnant women carved them as self-portraits, done by looking downward at their bodies, hence the odd proportions.

But sure, maybe porn. I can accept that too. We will probably never know.

If so, it’s a long-term frienemy if they know my phone number.

Has anyone alerted the Fantastic Four?

Someone else showed me that earlier and I turned it on. So far, so good!

The most common explanation is that they served some religious purpose, but many archaeologists are very happy to label all kinds of things religious and ceremonial when they don’t know what else to call it, so who knows? There have been very few artifacts found in them. We’ll probably never find out.

(“Ceremonial” is often archaeology speak for “we have no idea what the fuck this was for.”)