Last one on the right… Your mom.

How dare you read the article. Bad form.

Kicking the crap out of her twin sister.

Read the article. No mention of what was said that I could see.

iF yoU hAve NoThiNg tO hIDe…

Where is the unpopular opinion?

Apparently their theory fell flat in a round-a-bout way.

Thought, thinks…

Doesn’t sound like facts.

Didnt we just give them a billion?

Millions of peaches…

Is Columbian different from Brazilian? Asking for a friend.

If the warm snow is yellow, do not eat it.

… finds 35 million worth of cocaine.

With a side of fava beans and a nice chianti, sure.

I’m her thing. All fair.

My wife. Most days, yes.

Bacteria starts eating through us to get to the microplastics in our body.

Thank goodness. 3 hours of my life I’ll never get back.

Use the Shaggy defense, “it wasn’t me”. It should work.

Bro! I need my third yacht. Don’t be selfish.