George Michael

Countries that hate each other so much the only reason can be all the sexual tension. They just need to sleep together and vent their mutual frustrations in bed.

Will washing them in water help? I mean I eat them with my bare hands so I’m guessing I eat lots of pesticides everyday.

What a time to be alive!

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I don’t think he knows about 5th indictment, Pip

Aha. Got you. You’re a bot.