It’s the name/game given to chestnuts where you put a hole through the chestnut and pass some string through and tie it off.

The game is simple you try and break your opponents conker with yours. Taken turns.

The defender holds the string steady with his conker straight down

The attacker uses his conker to try and break the defenders using a sort of downwards flick.

Mother who fuck?

I just came to the realisation, that all those cold calls where no one says anything are probably just recording for recreating your voice sigh…

They do that because the plates are occupied with the soup atm.