In the 90s there was a Redhat distro called Cartman.

Bitch, my g-ma :wq yo ass :1,$s/Twice on Sunday//g

Somehow I read spit shake as like a spit take with a milkshake, and was very confused.

Sir and oak.

Yeah they accidentally mixed up the fruit puzzle with the birthday puzzle.

OP is blaming Mom’s “narcissistic tendencies” and everyone instantly takes that side. But OP says the uncle helped her figure out how to open the door. So clearly the uncle is a part of this unjust conspiracy as well. The more reasonable conclusion is that the adults in OPs life might have good reason to be accessing their room.

Ah yes, the karen account!

Always do spaces, because you can never trust how someone else has their tab configured.

How is this even a debate anymore. I thought we all agreed on this years ago.

If root can’t manage these, then who can and how?

Exactly. Even the response to their whataboutism doesn’t help their point.

“I was never even mantled to begin with!”

Only a 4.5 year sentence and that dude would rather go to war? Wtf.

My grandma is so hip, she uses kubernetes.

I think you covered at least 10 things.

I hope I never have to see this code.

All your homies hate comments.

Have it kill slack and zoom when their buggy ass resource leaking shit grinds your system to a halt.