Misread that as Nicky Minaj’s death toll, and I was very confused

What does it mean for Twitter to take out a loan to buy itself?

Wait, huh? So anyone can just print money by investing it? Or is it hypothetical money tied to the value of something?

Ohh, got it!

Almost like progressives have a point about stuff lol

I can never tell when people are doing this, and it’s really confusing to me. I wish more people would just say things outright!

This is a blatantly unhelpful answer.

do… do you not wash your hands?

Not quite. Brits don’t pronounce the R before a consonant, but the vowel will be more similar to the vowel in “paw” than in “ash.”

Infinite isn’t synonymous with all-encompassing; the decimal expansion of 1/3 will go on forever (0.3333333…), but it’s never going to contain a 4.

Absolutely amazing software, 10000/10

No, it’ll just balance on one of the edges instead of the face

What’s the best way to get to a Faraday cage? A car? A seldom-used elevator?

“Those who seek abortions will now be executed by steam-powered vehicle.”

:D

*without outright killing themselves YET.