After a particular sports event a number of years ago, it was noted that reports of spousal abuse increased significantly that night. This is very sad.

I can’t think of many minors who would be able to afford a game, so it’ll be the parents buying it anyway.

Alan Sugar needs to teach this lot some basics of selling.

Sheep. Baaa.

Aha! So that’s the thing. I’d been wondering why suddenly bottles and juice containers are farking annoying to open. And it’s global! I’m happy it’s for good reasons but the bit of my brain that gets annoyed by it wishes there was another solution.

My bad.

Shouldn’t this read, “New conservative NZ government scraps…”?

Life is sad, and there are fewer options, when you drink decaf. It’s all I can get at work, while the big, sophiscated coffee machine, with all it’s flashy buttons, is dedicated to grinding life giving caffeinated beans to the masses.