Well I ain’t southern nor a girl, sweetheart, but I do spit in the bucket from time to time if you know what I mean

Nvm you like that shti

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What happened to your rule based order, liberal?

It’s all a mirage, commie, you keep saying that yourself. It’s like you only believe what is convenient.

Why don’t you keep your money by actually accomplishing what you said you could?

I already explained why lol I gave you two extra sentences that you don’t deserve and look what you’ve done to them you ungrateful bastard

You got me there! I admit that I absolutely did not read that stupid AMA

I have a sixth sense, like ESPN or something. Or maybe I skimmed it. Who knows!

If you [don’t want to] read [some epic bullshit] under 300 words you really don’t have an opinion that matters.

You’re absolutely right, I have no opinion on it

After a heavy sigh, I’ve come to realize that you just didn’t get the point of the hyperbole and you’re earnestly awaiting the $100 and that’s pretty sad. But because you’re a stubborn macaroni, you just can’t let it go and that’s alright. We’re all a little challenged in some ways, like me with regurgitating the name of a book you won’t give two shits about, and you, with figure of speech

Backing down means you can’t and I win.

And I’m the infant LOL

Should I DM you my paypal or something?

Just the nudes, pls

Idk how to break it to you guys, but the magic corn cob does nothing to someone who can’t give two shits about it. It’s hard to hear, but please don’t cry.

(Besides, it looks like you’re creepily inviting people to some kinky fun times and that’s infinitely more hilarious. Like I said, you all suck at your own memes.)

Yep, I’m unread and completely ignorant lol Yep, that’s so totally me! You got me there so hard

But hear me out: what you all need is to read something other than propaganda so you can stop pretending that it’s literature that sane people read

this is quite a treat for us

Oh, likewise. What you think I’m new to this? You think I can’t defend myself against you all? You think it’s not fun to pull the rug out from under you guys when you inevitably assume some real dumb shit? lol

Yep, in your bubble, but if you step outside some time…

lmao How many times has that worked on anyone, honestly? Like I’m just gonna wake up one day and say, “yeah, you know what, my entire worldview has been shattered by @KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net whispering sweet commie propaganda in my ear”

Idk why you are all on stuck on the tankie shit like it matters that much to me. Like I said previously, I don’t have a problem with the Christians for being Christian, but just like you tankies, the fandom is weird, intense and circlejerky af

propaganda

Nee help reading? I’ll spell it out: P-R-O…

Still dumb :/ I liked the pork better. It was more “you” in a way

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Love it

It’s my Black Friday and I’m in a very giving mood

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Nope, dumb again, sorry man