LovingHippieCat@lemmy.worldtoA Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•Possible snipers seen at OSU. Administration says they're not snipers but should be treated like they are.
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7 months ago“Geez, they’re not snipers! They’re just using the sniper scope as a telescope! They’re not for use as actual snipers! We just gotta use them to look at the evil protestors!”"
Hmmmm. Maybe, since all stores are doing this, we should just institute price fixing on certain goods? Oh but I forgot, that’d be bad for the corporation and their profits, and that’s obviously more important than citizens being able to afford groceries at a reasonable price.